#i give her kith mwah

[emmyp0ps]

I gave in and made myself a waddle sona,, i lost a battle of will

[onsunnyside]

hi sonny bear! i’m coming to you late with my review for the last chapter of fk bc i wanted to read it twice to do it justice + let my love and admiration for this fic sink in hehehe

i’ve squealed at every reference of marriage ari has made so far and fk6 was no different! ari and sugar are it for each another and they know it, but aren’t trying to rush it. just seeing their way to the endgame at a pace that is perfect and only for them ahh!!!

poor sugar is just someone who wants to be first choice, sought out every time. she wants someone who wants her just for her, no matter how hard, no matter if they have to fight tooth and nail bc she’s only been picked when she’s an easy choice. i wanna give her a big hug and a loud kiss on the forehead like 'mwah!!!' hmmm but she’s a reader and then technically me…. so i’ll give you one instead!

and omgggg the smut was smutting!!!!! “This is my pussy now, you aren’t even gonna touch it without my permission, got it? You do, and I’m gonna do a lot worse than spank your little cunt.” ???!???!!!! i was (S)CREAMING!!!?///???!!!! ari is so daddy shaped 😭 you write dirty talk so sooooo well it’s insane

i don’t remember how i did it but i’m so glad i came across your blog and writing. i can’t imagine a life where i don’t often come back to your works and revel in the sweetness and smuttiness of it all 🥹 i really had no clue which direction the end was gonna take, but i knew it would be good and great bc it’s you! that was a perfect perfect ending ❤️‍🔥

i’ve been reading fics for like a decade on all sorts of sites from all sorts of fandoms and there are some i return to, like grasping on to a childhood blanket just to feel that specific comfort and halfway through fk i knew this would be one of them. thank you for writing it, thank you for sharing it, mwah mwah MWAH! 🫶🏻 i’m a sucker for anything your large sexy brain has to offer <3 - 🪷

oh bestie dearest, you have no clue how much this means to me 🥺 the fact that you took the time out of your day to read my fic, write this and send it to me, ahh thank you so much !!

hehe there are so many mentions of marriage in FK, i didn't realize until i was rereading it and remembered Ari said it the second time they met !! sugar is one of my fave readers, and it made me so happy when people said they related to how she felt, the pain of all her past lovers who left her for something/someone else. she/ALL OF YOU deserve someone to love you unconditionally, to pick you in every life they'll ever live. (I'll give you a kith too 😚). oh the smut !! i unconsciously gave myself high standards for that scene bc of the build-up in the previous chapters, so i'm glad you liked it !! ari is 100% daddy shaped !!!!!

I've kept this in my inbox bc i just love rereading it and today it made me cry !! i had a bad, bad day and sweet messages like this remind me that not every day is going to be like this and there are people out there who appreciate me 🥺 so thank you (again). thank you for all of your support and for reading my fics !! FK was my fave fic of the year, and by far my fave ending I've ever written 🥹 nothing beats stargazing with the love of your life while he promises to love you forever 🫶

I'm so honoured to have written a fic that makes you feel that way !! thank you x10000 for this 😚🫶 my large sexy brain is sending your juicy sexy brain a thousand kithes

[cheridraws]

hey!!! hope you’re doing well!!! sending you a bunch of good vibes and comfort and letting you know that there’s a bunch of people here who really like you and wish they could hang out with you so you wouldn’t have to watch the debate. <3

also a picture of my dog to cheer you up:

she gives you a kith:

:)

🥺🥺🥺 AWAH,, UPPY,,, I am giving her a kith back MWAH,,

ALSO WAHH,, THANK U,,, if I could I’d be hanging out with all of u rn <333

[genshinimpactlife]

Heya!! I saw you do matchups so I wanted to give it a shot :))

I like going by pearl as an alias and my pronouns are she/her!! I don’t really have a gender preference but I prefer more guys. I would like the matchup to be both sfw and nsfw.

I really really REALLY like to sing and I’m in a choir!! Not church choir more like state choir. Anywaaaaays I really like reading, listening to music, going shopping, baking, and taking care of my pet bunny -v- I get really anxious and nervous easily and the same goes for crying. I am very empathetic and sympathetic with people. I am also a people pleaser and always find myself changing little details abt me to please a person :(( I tend to daydream and make little scenarios in my head to distract myself. I also loooooove making people smile and laugh.

I’m more of a switch leaning to sub and I like to both receive and give. I’m also not that loud but I do tend to moan a lot and if I get too loud I muffle them with the back of my hand. Some kinks I have is hair pulling, overstimulation, edging, bondage, foreplay, degradation, praise as well, and bitting/scratching others >.<

Well that’s all!! Hope you have an amazing day/evening/ night and remember that you are loved mwah mwah kith kith 😚😚

I would match you with...

Venti adores your singing and always wants to do duets with you for his performances.

He is sitting front and center to watch you at all your choir concerts.

He adores your pet bunny just as much as you do, always spoiling them with treats and affection.

He helps you work through your anxiety and nervousness when they pop up and has no problem with you crying when you feel that way.

He loves how empathic you are and how deeply you feel things.

He doesn't allow people to walk all over you as a people pleaser. He's good at deflecting them without causing a scene.

MDNI: NSFW Below

While I wouldn't consider Venti to be a dom, he has no problem taking the lead.

He adores your moans, always telling you to let them out for him. Wouldn't hesitate to tie your arms down if you try to muffle them

He secretly loves when you pull on his hair while he's going down on you.

He proudly displays and bites or scratches that you leave on him. He has zero shame about it.

When the two of you are intimate, it's always a mixture of romantic and fun.

"I love you so much... So cute and dumb for me"

I hope you are doing great as well anon! Enjoy <3

[sunmoonjune]

OKI ONTO CHP 17!!!

bugs backstory with daia and what that bastard father made her do 😭😭 my sweet sweet like sweet munchkin was forced to hold that blade AT SUCH A YOINGE AGE?? she was FRESHLY BORN WTF he’s crazy someone get rid of him rn

but jongho and mingi comforting bug after even though they don’t know what the dream was about they don’t force her to talk about it they just comfort her with the stars it’s sosososo cute i love da stars it was such a cute wholesome interaction i’m giving them more hugs n kithes xx

the sign for ATEEZ IM DJSBAVFIDNSNFNF HOME AMD STAR NEVAUSE THE STARS LEAD YOU HOME WHICH IS ATEEZ IM FJAHAUFNKWKIWNF AND THE NEW NICKNAME OUR STAR HENSNSNRJNW

and the fact that bug is getting better shows because she’s SPEAKING MORE she basically had a whole verbal convo with hwa i’m so proud of her the character development is PHENOMENAL

the whole convo with the meanings is the symbols and bug giving seonghwa one because he never made one for himself im literally gripping the wall with my toes rn

BUT IM SO SCARED WHATS DA CHEIF GONNA DO NOW?? WHOS DEATH ON BUGS HANDS?? THE PEOPLE?? ATEEZ?? BETTER NOT BE because then i will suffer and that will be on YOUR HANDS!!! kidding i will eat up anything you write even if…. even if it’s ang- even if it’s angsty 😭😭

take care of yourself drinks lots of water and always be healthy MWAH

- 📚

📚 anon my beloved <33

bug our poor baby D': someone fr hold ateez back when they find out about this,, joong is gonna do some damage xD

jongho and mingi were so freaking sweet,, they both deserve a kiss on the forehead omg <3

the sign for Ateez!!! home and the guide to get there hehe <33 I also love the stars so adding that bit was fun for me xD

and bug!! our love!! she's speaking more!! she wanted to talk to hwa so bad and managed to hold a conversation with him <33 I'm so proud :")

GRIPPING TEH WALL WITH YOUR TOES??? BABE??

hehehe >:DDDD the chief needs to step back cause atz is about to square up for their bug xD

I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter my dear <33 thank you so much :}} I hope you're also doing well and drinking lots of water <3 I can't wait for the next chapter to see your guys' reaction as always :D

[zhongrin]

Rinnnnn!!!! Hope ya are doing great these days! ❤️❤️

Wdym typo? I thought Moray eel Zhonglee is your hubby? /j

help 🤸

Wait ya mean you hc Zhongli as a kind of messy? And forhejeibejek so cute how you're controlling it for your hubby aaaa, you truly complete each other <33

Ikr?? I can't speak as fancy as the both of them like 🏃💨 hope my Zhongli drabbles are already enough heh. (BTW! can I send ya some drabbles from time to time too? <3)

LMAO ngl I somehow understand that, stan Meitham <33 (plssss it's also so cute dodbejkwk)

HELP RIN I would never simp for Zhongli (although some ppl are doubting that heh-);; but I had some troubles the last day in which I thought my Ayato phase came back but it didn't. I still love Baizhu with my whole heart ❤️🤸

HELP RIN you're so cute, but no need to do that mwah <33

Yes Changsheng was literally all the time like: aight, can ya get together now? Can't handle Baizhu nor you acting like this 🙄

IKR QIQI IS SO CUTE I wanna hug her so bad frfr ❤️❤️

HELP WHERE DID THE DOLLS CAME FROM?? 🧑‍🦯

Ah I see I see, but he surely thought his dear friend is lucky to have a follower like you <33

LMAO ALHAITHAM 😭 I mean he totally would omfg.;; But yes I can understand the relief of his then heh

Ikrikr he surely was but he also was confused at first when he saw me walking up the stairs, limping a bit but also he was like "Who is this? Never seen her" like new patient yk

Then he saw me tripping and ofc he rushed over to help me and was like "Oh she is clumsy. But adorable. Wait WHAT-;;"

What can I say? He fell 0.0000001 seconds faster than me heh.

Next question! <3

Do you have any pet names for your hubby's? If so, what are they and also maybe why it is that specific pet name? <3

(help Rin I thank you sm for answering my long ass asks with such long ass texts, I really appreciate it and I really enjoy reading it aaaaaa <33❤️)

i am!! ty for asking ehheh i hope you're doing well too and baizhu is giving you enough kithes <3

moray eel zhonglee gOODBYE I AM DEAD HLSDJFKLJSDFS no but fr they're so funny looking i cannot- also APPARENTLY THERE'S A DRAGON MORAY EEL VI WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE in an alternate universe, liyue is an underwater kingdom with dragon moray eel zhongli ruling over the city

not exactly messy but he hoards a lot of things. yk how asian parents keep the sauces and containers from takeaway food? ....... yeah.

you can send me drabbles yes ofc that would make my day???? hsldjflksjdklf you don't even need to ask helphsldkfjklsjdlf but you don't have to ofc!!! never feel pressured to do so, although pls know that i would treasure them forever if you ever do so 😭

......... vi vi vi what if. imagine both baizhu and ayato pining for you- 👀

where did the dolls come from you ask? uhhhhhhh- we're writers we have ✨unlimited✨ imagination :D

"oh she's clumsy" -> "oh that's adorable i want to protect her- wait what-" is the only valid reaction nodnod would you say baizhu is protective of you then bc i can totally see that hehe <3

pet names!!!!

i have a lot for zhongli hehe i call him xiànɡ ɡonɡ / hubby, lónglí (mashing character for dragon + last character of his name), li, darling, dear, love.... i actually had a whole post about it sldjfklsjdlf ALSO ALSO since you're a selfship enthusiast if you're interested there's this collab you can check out hehe

for al haitham.... actually not that much bc he doesn't call me by nicknames too much either!! but i do call him haitham, dear, beloved, babe (to fluster him mainly lmao)!! and he usually just calls me by name (meirin / mei / rin) but on private he might use habibti or love <3

how about you and baizhu? what kind of nicknames do you have for each other? also!!! what kind of dates are your favorite? <3

(and pls it's no problem at all, i'm glad you like the long responses bc i. i gush about my selfships a LOT WAUGHHJDSFH i enjoy reading your asks too wahhh they always make me smile <3)

[cinhomi]

hello aurora my love!! I missed you so <3 I hope you're doing well!! I got distracted with some projects (with barely any progress), but I hope you're feeling a little better at least! let's learn to be patient with ourselves and our work, okay? 🥰

I hope this doesn't come across as weird but recently I got this aurora borealis light projection for my room and every time I turn it on I think of you 🙈 my mind goes "heheheh aurora" because you really do give off northern lights vibes, but also kind of like the music artist aurora? you give off that whimsy vibe haha

- titracha nonnie (this is the sfw ask gotta send in a not so sfw ask because skz later)

hi baby! I'm already full of things to do but I'll do my best, good this is I'll have my two daily bus rides again starting tomorrow (it's midnight rn I should already be asleep) so I'll have my little space and time to write in peace, can't wait to do so! hope your projects are doing good even if with little progress ♡

AAAAH that light seems so cool???? AND YOU THINK OF ME??????? I GIVE OFF NORTHEN LIGHTS VIBES??????????

POOKIE THATS SO SWEET 😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶

I do love my name, I love it so much, it has many beautiful meanings too beside being inspired by aurora borealis/australis! and I like Aurora's music too actually!! she's super amazing super sweet and her art, her music is like magic.

thank you for saying all these things omg 😭😭😭 you're the best nonnie ever I LOVE YOU 🩷✨️

hope you're okay, sending a big hug your way and a kith on the forehead mwah

[yeonboy]

this is absolutely perfect in every way possible! 😭

it's unfair and borderline impossible to pick a favorite, but something abt yeonjun and hyuka's stories has me in a chokehold like ✊ yeonjun being the hot boss???? absolutely 100% canon good goD???? and hyuka the owner's son who's a Kid and a Mess but is adored aaaahhhh it fits him so well <3

all of these fit so well tbh! soobin the gossiper??? we love to see omfg his dynamics w the reader were hilarious 😭 gyu starting a rumor that he slept his way to the top ajsjskdksk sucH a gyu thing to go oh my god? and tyun the hardass manager YIKES that's also canon?

you've done such a brilliant brilliant job characterizing all of them lmao forreal 🫶 but also the readers??? each one of the reader characters is hilarious helP 💀 but special s/o to the yeonjun one bec girly was a Wreck and super adorable at the same time 😭

jun screaming abt a roach and reader immediately going:

you're reasonably hurt because sure you're a low paying contract worker and he's the head of the branch, and super rich but that doesn't give him the right to call you, a living respectable human being a filthy ins—

BESTIE THE WAY I WHEEZED 💀 not him falling for her bec she protected him from a flying insect i mean i GET IT but also...bffr my dude 😭

aaaaaah this was so damn good, i didn't want it to end :( looking forward to more such content from you, much love and kithes, mwah 🥺❤️

txt as types of office romance!

pairing—txt ot5 x fem reader.

word count—4452. (900-800 each member.)

✸ as a self proclaimed romantic—enjoy!

YEONJUN...

that's a hot boss right there!

like everyone physically, verbally calls him as that

oh it's completely unethical.

but he's like flinging his wrist in 'aw stop it' but secretly he's buzzing like a vibrator

brags it to his group chat

completely clueless that everyone does it to get in his good side

and some *cough* *looks away* in his pants..

the type to go jogging in the morning and come to the office right after, glistening with sweat beads on his skin and the end of his hair

in his slutty biker shorts while jingling his pink tumbler and twirling his car keys on his fingers.

everyone just assumed that he'd be a nepo baby

but no!

he earned his way to the top!

everyone knows it because he gives that speech at every dinner party, year end parties, ceremonies, sport meet, team marathon—you just name it and he's there with his mic.

there's literally a mic in the office with his name encrusted in crystals; he bought it himself.

along with the poster of his interview and photoshoot with a reputable magazine for being the hottest boss of 20XX in all of south korea!

soobin: *reads off the smudged ink on his palms* yes our boss *squints* is mega *squints harder* bootylicious…

now you're like a low worker in the office

basically a contract worker

and you need to be hired bc you need to ✨pay your bills✨

so to get on the good side of your coworkers and your boss

you're like yes i'll do extra work

and they are like ok thank you bye and scurry off like little rats.

that's how you're stuck in the office late at night when everyone had left

rotting away in front of a spreadsheet

you're like this close to melting into your keyboard when you hear loud shriek from the far end of the floor

at first youre like it,,, damn am i crazy lol

so you get back to counting money your manager has spent on hoes and try to make it seem like a company spending

and then you hear it again

this times it's a reasonably higher in pitch and sounds a lot like your big boss, the so called hot boss of the branch

you try to ignore it

you really do, you DON'T want to interact with someone

but word in the office is that yeonjun is very generous and getting on the good side of the hot boss might get you a permanent position

also you don't think you can focus on the petty money laundering of your manager rn with your brain occupied by the hauntings of missed opportunities

so you stalk to his cabin and you're about to know when you hear in another loud screech

so on instinct you burst open the door of the cabin, and there's yeonjun perched on top of his expensive chair, with his even more expensive shoes

he points it to you and yells,

"A ROACH!"

you're reasonably hurt because sure you're a low paying contract worker and he's the head of the branch, and super rich but that doesn't give him the right to call you, a living respectable human being a filthy ins—

"there's a fucking roach there on the floor,"

you look at him dumbfounded for 3 seconds before it registers that he did not just call you an insect but there's actually one

so you're looking down to find the said culprit

"and it flies!"

that's when your heart started to beat faster

any insect that flies is a menace to the society but you need to be brave

for him and for yourself, and possibly a permanent position at the office.

you look around the floor and find the cockroach on the floor, without any movement. figuring out this is the time to attack

you take your heels and lunge on it, squashing the vile monster into a small mass of diabolic goo

"sir its gone!" you gleefully exclaim before even looking up

but when you do, you see the expanse of his enchanting eyes brimming with glittery gratification

and that's how you win the permanent working position

and also the hot boss's affection

although you are not quite sure how to handle the attention he has been showering you

especially the extra meaty lettuce wraps he hands you in the company dinner completely unaware of the kind of reaction it emits from his team

if you weren't already aware of the rumors that his eccentric behavior was sprouting, you were sure him giving your lousy manager the stink eye sealed the deal

the chattering around the office was so loud that HR had to be involved and he was explaining how ' you're HIS SAVIOUR! "

right at the moment you entered with some important papers and his eyes met yours once again

and that's when HE realized it was not just the gratitude but also something more

perhaps love,, <3

basically he's the last to know

some of the people who had a crush on him did give you dirty looks here and there but majority of the office were absolutely entertained in the way the hot boss was infatuated with you all while trying to act like himself normally

you found it cute too ngl

you were in love with him too, but you kinda wanna let it go on for a few days more before coming clean to him about your feelings.

when you reciprocate he gifts you a matching pink tumbler.

SOOBIN...

he's like the gossip monger of the entire branch

has tea on everyone

literally nothing goes out of his sight, he knows everything—as it is happening.

oh yurim from accounting department is pregnant? he's the first to know

jaeseok from the IT department has been two timing with his colleagues to get his work done for him? obviously soobin knows who the two colleagues are and how he manages to bag them both!

minhee from the editing team has explosive diarrhea—you just know it!

actually the last one everyone knows tbh

you cant frequent a bathroom five times in a hour and keep this things away from your coworkers

they are like your family.

you bet your sweet ass he dropped off pills for the poor girl too

this is why no one can find fault in soobin

even though he knows your dirtiest little secret, you can't hate him because he never gives you a chance to.

he's more like the messiah of his marketing department.

basically he runs this forum on the company website that everyone knows who operates but because of such cult like fan following, no one has the balls to expose him

unless they all want to be canceled overnight

but no one really knows how he works and gets his intels tbh

it's like the third top secret of the company

the first being how the hell did beomgyu get a job and the second being, how the hell does beomgyu keep his job?!?

even though soobin has his eyes on everyone

no one can really find anything about him

like of course he'd be at every company dinner, laughing his ass off at the lame ass joke his superior is cracking but also the karaoke nights right after but come always on time the next day

he's always so prim and proper

vogue 72 question guy called and asked for an interview for it

but his answer? he just has nothing to hide!

but you've always called bullshit on it tbh

everyone has a secret no matter how little it maybe

since he has exposed your tiny little addiction to carbohydrates on his forum for bringing a portable stove from home and making your own fancy ramen late at night during your over time hours

your eye twitches every time he enters your vicinity

you're just waiting for the time get a chance to nab his head using the step stool you keep hidden inside your cubicle

that's when you start to tail him everywhere to find his filthy little secret to expose him

but all you get is him buying fresh bread from a bakery, helping an elderly couple to cross the street, saving a toddler from a car accident, using his height to help get a cat down who was stuck in a tree—

you were almost starting to believe in his infuriating statement, that maybe, he's just such a humble human that he has nothing to hide

until the cat just walks out of the bag right in front of you

he's a weeb lmao

right in front of you, on a weekend night you were walking back home after buying some cheap beer, was soobin

in his gojo satoru cosplay

you can tell that's him even if his eyes are hidden with the black cloth or through that synthetic white wig

at first he doesn't notice you, talking to his friend while he's rocking the whole cosplay

i mean even youre shell shocked like sure everyone enjoys anime, even you do! so could soobin!

but you just didn't expect him to bust out in a full cosplay

after the initial shock fizzles out, you're yelling out to get his attention

you're just curious, the whole revenge thing you had out for soobin didn't even click yet

but as soon as he realized it was someone from his office, man just used his leg power and started to run the opposite direction

and your first reaction was to run after him

"ITS OKAY SOOBIN EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE THEMSELVES!"

"STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME!"

so after a while he thankfully stops bc you were fr about to puke on the sidewalks

he's begging you to not out him and even if you were mad at him but that doesn't mean that you were such an evil being to blast him like that

not in such a heinous corporate society, you wouldn't even wish it upon your worst enemies!

even though you pinky promised him on the sidewalk while sharing your beers about not telling this to anyone.

soobin has been extra careful around you

man will be stirring his piping hot relaxing tea in the staff kitchen

sees you approach

chugs the whole thing down and scurries out without making eye contact

stops talking in the middle of his sentence when you enter the room

it's kinda fun to see him like that but you also wonder how does he run a whole gossip girl blog when he himself is like that

it would have been all fun and giggles if the office didn't start talking about how you and soobin have beef now

and now they are picking soobins side

bc he has the ability to turn all of their life into hell if wanted to

once again you're reminded of the female oppression in such a heinous corporate world

so you corner soobin just out of the man's toilet late at night and have a serious talk with him

heart to heart

you remind him that you won't tell anyone him about his after work activities also tell him about some of your anime characters for victim solidarity

and you two warm up in the place laced with wafting smell of pee and sanitizer

he even gifts you a whole packet of name brand ramen and a case of butane gas

and youre sure you've fallen love with him, right there and then

and so does he when you buy some white mascara and a better wig.

BEOMGYU...

beomgyu is the enigma of the production department

in the worst way possible

is always seen in other people's business more than his own

"honestly i think you should break up with him, like if he cheated once, he's gonna do it twice."

"i know ri—"

all his past managers have a medical history of chronic migraines and probably some other hidden illness they can't even disclose because of him

has been cited with name for a number of superior's resignations

yet personally he's like the cockroach who will survive anything

also casually steals lunch from the community fridge and tries to blame it on the new intern, huening kai

but everyone knows it's him

everyone thinks he's a nepo baby

but he personally tries to start a rumor that he has slept his way to the top

with an winky face

no one agrees tho

beomgyu just looks like an overactive virgin no matter which angle you look at him in.

probably has scanned his ass on the printer and also might have accidentally replaced actual analysis paper with it

"I might have wasted their time, but they have also seen my ass in it's rawest form, I think it's a win for them either way."

no one really knows how he got that job and how hes able to keep it up

everyone knows that he turns up all his research perfectly with the best rate of efficiency.

that's why the office puts up with him

beomgyu is like, yeah sure it's my intelligence but also this raw sex appeal to raise the attraction quotient of the office.

taehyun is somewhere in the corner, stabbing a pen into his palm with a glare, boring a hole into beomgyus back

beomgyu: see im so hot even my backs burning up

you are from the designing team and you've been recruited recently so you don't really know about beomgyu's whole reputation

but you're paired with him for a project and you two have to come up with the perfect valentine's day sales project

at first beomgyu is like super friendly

like way too friendly showing you the production department

giving little introductions for everyone

'this is jaehyun—he has a severe gas problem, so beware of giving him anything with eggs."

you're very intrigued but also like, a little scared youre not gonna lie

but that soon turns into bouts of sudden admiration for the man when you see him more and more

sure he has the attention span of a toddler and whines at every chance given—but he sure is super, duper passionate when it comes to his job

and isn't it the most important thing?

as you two work on it more privately, his colleagues start seeing a positive change in his behavior

and one night they all lie to beomgyu that they will get off early and once you and beomgyu are out of the office they all huddle up together

putting up a graph, a pie chart and recruit a tarot card reader on zoom on what's the cause of his sudden change of behavior

and everything points to one thing: you

after he started to work with you he has reasonably become more bearable and everyone pledges an oath to do anything to make the most of it

even if it's by setting you two up

they would give you a very fancy dinner of wagyu as a consolation prize if it did work out

so the next day during you guy's meeting the other team members are like

you and beomgyu should go on a few date to see how restaurants do the whole valentine thing

you:wha—

beomgyu: perfect!

that's how you two end up with a list of restaurants to check out for their valentine day schemes

you and him end up doing a lot of couple theme games for stuff

also research ofc ofc

but through all this you get to see him in so many ways that you cannot help but realize that maybe you did end up developing a little crush on the eccentric man

you guys are sitting outside a convenience store, eating popsicles and discussing about the couple game you two were forced to play and how they really blindsided beomgyu or else he would have won surely

you're like sure sure, with all your attention on the melting popsicle in your hands

he's like, this has been so fun it's like we're an actual couple

yk he's joking but you can't help but feel the heat rush to your cheeks

which gives him more leverage to tease you further

beomgyu: you're good at pretending that you like me

you: maybe because I actually do

and beomgyu almost chokes on the stick of his popsicle

but good thing! you two start dating!!!

beomgyu's teammates try to give you a hush hush wagyu beef dinner but beomgyu sniffs the utter betrayal and decides to join anyway

but he can't refuse that they were actually very helpful

oh and the product becomes a massive hit

u guys are the office's it couple now

beomgyu urges the new interns to call you and him, mom and dad.

TAEHYUN...

he's the manager from hell

when you look at him he kinda looks like the flower boy new intern

but in reality he is probably that senior who will not hesitate to eat you whole if you even do as little as give him a report with wrong font

always in a prim and proper attire

you won't ever catch him with one strand of his hair out of place

the talk in the company is that he is probably the owner's son

like why else would you care so much about the company?!?! hmmm sussy

even the marketing team's messiah, soobin, can't get under his skin

beomgyu, coming into the scene spinning in his chair: hm taehyun looks like your thongs are in a twist

taehyun: *kicks beomgyus chair out of his way and doesn't spare a second glance*

he's always on time

like do you live here bro

wasn't caught slacking a day in his entire career

and thats how the owners son rumors died down

he's is so cut throat omg. he has made so many people cry (deserving only.)

like he's so precise with his insults it's kinda commendable

"wow your nails are so pretty, shows you much you've never worked a day in your life :D"

his seniors asks him to come to the office to relay their disappoints to the workers who has been slacking off

he's so nice and precise with his harsh words that it could actually land him a nice paying side hustle

but he will do it for free

not everything in this world has a price!

everyone is scared of the finance department because of him

no one really wants to be trained under him

there are literally rumors about new recruits crying and leaving the company to become streamers and gamers because of taehyun

he only blames it on their weak mentality

taehyun: workplace is a jungle and only survivors survive the jungle.

wow taehyun you're so profound

had a calendar with motivational quotes to provide him energy to conquer each day

keep your head high king

always seen with a protein shake in the office

one time yeonjun who was visiting the office, accidentally drank taehyuns shake kept in the fridge

he couldn't feel his mouth for an hour

you actually trained under him when you were newly hired

and you hated every goddamn bit of it

everything about the devil of finance department was true and you were one of the surviving victim of his boot camp enough to tell the tale

and you did not keep your mouth shut

half of his brutish rumors comes from your mouth

you think of it as compensation from all the harsh treatment you got from him

sure you need to be strict with your interns if you're training them.

but he used to shut the doors at your face of you came late even by a minute or two

safe to say you did hold a bit of the grudge

and taehyun acts as if you didn't exist

now imagine a scene where you two are to do a couple dance thanks to the dumb idea of doing a raft for the cultural program of the company

taehyun: so here's my resignation—

you are like, ok why do you hate me

and taehyun scoffs in your face, like very loudly

and mind you this is happening in front of yall superior's face who are like, wow such chemistry

they'd set fire to the set

even after trying a various attempts of getting away without doing the godforsaken dance

you two are alone in the practice room, brooding over ideas on how to get away

when you finally get up and walk over to taehyun who's sitting in the corner of the room

"so you can break my leg so we can get away!"

and taehyun is genuinely looking at you with concern and sadness

"you hate me that much huh"

and you look at him and he's like a wet kitten who got kicked and your heart wrenches.

"a little" you sigh but quickly add in

"you were an asshole during the training period, maybe if you had toned down little"

he's like, okay but what about discipline

and you tell him about the concept of teaching with kindness and for the first time you have a heart to heart conversation with him and you realize wow okay,,,maybe he's,,, not that bad?

and he's not bad loo—

you slap yourself into consciousness and you lie to him that there was a mosquito

taehyun knows you're lying and he's finds it kinda cute

so you both decide to actually practice

and actually you both fr have a good chemistry

and the whole raffle thing becomes a hit

you two come out as a couple and the interns who are being trained under taehyun now shower you with gifts as the one who tamed the bull and also for being their precious alumnus

HUENING KAI...

now that's a real flower boy intern!

he's like one of those new recruits

always on time, smelling like freshly done laundry and hope that is not yet crushed by the mean managers

becomes a crowd favorite as soon as he enters the department to be trained

people actually try to feed him

like he'd be here to get coffee order for someone

and some elderly workers would be trying to shoot a cookie in his mouth like those basketball chads and he actually let's them!

older lady: *misses*

hyuka, clapping to cheer the old lady like a coach: that's okay! we can do better! we got time!

he actually doesn't got time

even if he's the sweetheart of the department doesn't mean he doesn't have thousands of files to photocopy or get correct order of bajillion coffee orders

messes up literally everything tho

soobin: hyuka why does my coffee taste like soap?

hyuka:...

but gets a "he's a new kid" pass

and one of the dudes who actually deserves it because sure, who cares if he's a little worthless in the office noW HE MIGHT BE USEFUL IN THE FUTURE!

he's a little child and he's just learning

and he makes it up than enough by running around the office every time to run errands to whomever asks him of anything

it's as if… he is… not… the son of the owner of the company..

hyuka was one of the fair breeds of rich

he'd be playing golf with his dad and then he was like dad i wanna join our company

his dad throws away the golf club to go hug his son but before he could engulf him in a bear hug and give a whole speech that is written and edited in a piece of paper

hidden in a special pocket designed in his undergarment for times like this

"as an intern, i wanna try to earn my place."

his father throws a bitch fit like bro i did this all for u and now u wanna be amongst the commoners

hyuka is like, yes

and after a bit more of the bitch fit his dad agrees

and that's where his struggle story starts

even tho getting in was easy but keeping up a whole facade of being a normal boy who just has a dream of becoming big in the corporate world is hard

like imagine the horrors of not being able to wear his cartier in the office!! if only he got caught!!

or drinking instant coffee?!?? commoners coffee?!

although he has quite grown accustomed to that taste

much like everyone you were also unaware of hyuka's high status but considering that you were his direct senior, he had to spend a lot of his time under your tutelage

but the thing is you're not used to training anyone so you're like,,, ok get me two copies of this paper and a relaxing tea

and he's like, on it boss!

at first it was kind of awkward to have him around you all the time but as time passed he started to grow on you

and even hyuka started to grow fond of you

perhaps more than a senior junior relationship

okay basically he likes u and he almost let that shit out but thankfully he passed out before that

and as your direct junior you have to take care of him so everyone leaves you two and goes to any other bar to continue the party

and you are here, groaning while lunging his half conscious body and try to get his eyes open to get into his phone to call someone over

and then you call his speed dial and when they pick up you introduce yourself as his senior

as soon as the words oh are you kai's mother leaves your mouth, hyuka shots up and literally snatches his phone away from your ears

he's like, hahahahaha, im so awake.

devil may work hard but hyukas mom works harder

before you two can wrap up your conversation at the entrance of the bar, an audi comes to pick him up

and two men come out and starts calling hyuka sir and acting like he is their boss

hyuka wanted the ground to open and to swallow him up

so he just settled on coming clean to you

he knows you enough to know that you won't tell anyone about it nor would you use him

and he's so right because since that night you pledge to protect his identity

and he's like

*proud smile, clicks your picture and sends it to his mom* your future daughter in law

hyuka also got the balls to say that he likes you fr and then you two drank instant coffee to celebrate the beginning of your relationship

copyrights 2023— itgirlgyu!!! feedbacks are appreciated! drop a comment on whose love story you liked the best!!

a/n my toxic trait is thinking I could make one shot out of every one of these. also i learned something valuable about me, im indeed capable of writing 3k in 6 hours. if only I could do it regularly sigh.

[seelestia]

my kazuha phase 🥰 good times! (/lh) ROBLOX MEMES!! i was that girl fr, have some more 😽

winnie’s doing well! did i ever mention i got another puppy.. her name’s yuki <3

that’s so real!! i’m lvl 21 and I also got bronya as my first 5 star, lia - we’re so twinning 🫶🏼 i want yanqing too, he’s so adorable 🥺💗

i’m doing alright for now, i’m not exactly the happiest but i’m not really sad or anything like that either, it’s really confusing how i’m usually just in between all the time 😭 but i think i’ll be okay! <3

unfortunately my nahida pulls are going horribly, and i don’t expect to get her within the time remaining ☹️ but tighnari!! and oh my god cyno is so dramatic in the event, makes me wanna kith him even more 🤭

wanderer is so sillay 🥰

the way you forgot to insert the memes bcs it's 5am for you has endeared me (i got them btw!! thank you hehe). and for that, i give you headpats.

OH EM GEE. NEW PUPPY??? LET'S GO!! and her name is so cute too. yuki <3 and lvl 21 already??? HELDPWJRKA yona, girlie, i am stuck at lvl 20 because i keep losing at the equilibrium trial. do you have any tips? my current team is bronya, herta, hook, and natasha (they're all lvl 30). i could beat the fire boss but by the time i go to the other one, everyone's health is red already 😭

twinning!! now all i need is seele <3 also, yanqing is super fun to play! since farming calyxes allow you to borrow supports, hehe.

mwah mwah, hugs for you!! 🫂 i think a state of being in the middle is a bit better than being too happy or too sad. hehe, just enough is alright <3

NOOOO. HOYOVERSE 👹 i hope you'll get her when she has a rerun next time! i'm still waiting on wanderer's, but his screentime is keeping me well-fed 🤭 cyno fr said "i'll do it all for that TCG limited cards" but at least, he has his priorities set (he is so silly). and what was the joke he made when we interviewed him?? "it is always rice (nice) to meat (meet) stew (you) again." THIS MAN IS TOO UNSTOPPABLE 😦😭

[hyunverse]

HIII my lovely rin !!! i missed u !!

OO fun question ^_^ okay bts has been my ult since 2016 when i got into kpop then it stayed like that until i discovered skz through gods menu and they’re like right at the top w bts now. and then ateez and nct127 :)) i think i remember you saying you’re trying to get into other groups right ?? i also love enhypen and p1h they’re super cute groups

LOLLLL YOURE SO RIGHT i’m so sorry for my inconsistency 😭😭 i genuinely love all of them sm that i think minho just became my bias bc we’re so similar and it’s easy LOL. bc i love them all so equally that it pains me to ever say i love minho more bc I JUST DONT ITS ALL EQUAL. i would purposely play fight minho just to make him mad bc i think he’d look cute mad 😇i say that now but i’d probably start sobbing if that actually happened LMAO. and i would do ANYTHING for one chill day w chan omfg. imagine doing that and being w him all night after a long day ,,,, sigh. def sounds like a dream. he’s so cuddly too ugh i just

pls do bc i love learning about it :)) and yes i am very lucky to have them ^_^ idk what id do without them they’re like my only form of emotional support rn </3 and her mom makes some wickedddd good food so i couldn’t resist anyways hehe

taking in all of that happiness rn and giving some back bc i’m so happy for you 🙏🏼 that is the BEST feeling ever (also fun fact my uncle is in malaysia rn ^_^ he’s visiting for a few days before going to malta !! i just thought i’d tell you bc it’s cool hehe)

- 🐈‍⬛ kisses mwahhhh mwah mwah

HEHE HI!! SHE’S BACK!!

high five!!! found skz thru god’s menu too. hyune used to be hot-guy-with-long-hair for me but now i be babying him daily </3 aaa p1h seems so fun im ngl ^__^ ure right i have been!! been watching txt heheheh

don’t be sorry, i love the chaos 😋🙏 if it wasn’t for you i wouldn’t have so many skz hcs omg. someday i need to write down my brainrot sessions with U frfr.

minho would look so cute mad. he can glare at me all he wants but imma be thinking mmm babygirl in my head the whole time LMAOOO. him in the new skz code bro... looking too beautiful. need him 2 be my shawty ‼️just thinking of clinging onto minho and annoying him just so he’ll glare at me ^__^ he’d look so sexy ^__^ chan is sooo cuddly. and changbin. cuddling binnie would be so self satisfying i mean look at his shoulders!!!! shoulders for daaayyys!!

aaa that’s nice!! do you know which part of malaysia he’s visiting?

kisses back!! kith kith kith!!

[parasocialitevn]

not to be horny on main [anon] but eden was actually made to be underneath me <3 she gives me butterflies so i give her kithes mwah mwah 💋

"Y-Yes exactly! We were meant for each other! I'll give you everything, so in return, bare everything for me as well, won't you?"

[icansmellsouls]

Whoever gave god the idea of potatoes is a fucking angel. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[lovelacegsl]

im very much attracted to her sorry not sorry

[sunmoonjune]

okay sheesh i’ve been gone for too long exams took up too much of my time why did i chose to be a woman in STEM and god knows if i’ll even pass but 😭 I FINALLY GOT TO READ THE NEW (not so new) LTM UPDATE

a little late but late is better than never no?

FIRST THINGS FIRST i love your writing so much ik i mention this like everytime i send anything but your writing is genuinely mesmerising and i have to re read almost every line because you could rival shakespeare your writing in fact would make him jealous he would literally plagiarise you in fact he would wishe he could write that good if he was still alive!!!

the way yunho is so considerate and knows all of bugs ticks and how she’ll feel 😭😭 the one thin blanket so she doesn’t feel suffocated I CANT he’s so sweet give him not one but TWO kithes!!

and jongho being so caring and keeping watch and taking care of bug his love language is literally acts of service and he is servicing his acts!! big protector boss!! and the little forehead bump was so cute when he blushed when bug held his hand back AND HE CALLED HER LOVE >{^]!|$~! i’m literally gripping my hair rn

BUT BUGS DEVELOPMENT she’s sleeping soundly next to them which means she feels SAFE! and COMFORTABLE! but also the fact that it’s been one year omg that’s their baby that’s literally their baby

NOW HONGJOONG!! the long awaited bugjoong moment hath arrived!! the way he was on her left side so she’d see him instantly and not get scared,,,, the way he was so gentle in waking her up tapping the floor??? him bringing the mattress AND TELLING HER TO SIT BACK DOWN? she was sat instantly like girl me too tf

WE GOT A NEW SIGNED NAME AND ITS MY HONGJOONG!!! she called him HOME!!! and he HUGGED GER AND SHE THINKS SHE LIKES HUGS (girl me too) it’s over for me i’m gone im literally gone bye bye

AND THEN HIS STORYYYYY JOONGS BACKGROUND STORYYYYY him and bug deserved so much better im sat here crying :( but he was being so comforting of bug he was thinking about her mostly when telling his story he needs all the kithes in the world

and then woosan creeping and staring at bugjoong that’s literally all the readers creeping in on bug and her moments with all the ateez members staring like o_o

they’re so snuggly wtf i wanna be there too

anyways as per usual you absolutely DEVOURED THAT it was astronomical im gonna have to re read a couple times now again ‘‘twas too much for me

make sure you take care of yourself MWAH !!

- 📚

📚 anon I've missed you <33

gosh babes I totally understand the struggles of being a woman in STEM :")) it's a rough journey but you'll make it! I'm proud of you :D <3

omg omg omg better than Shakespeare??? No way I love you so much omfg <3 thank you thank you <33 that entire paragraph literally had me screaming crying throwing up :'D

yun is SO sweet and he knows his bug SO well :"] he takes such good care of her fr,, def deserves kisses and hugs <33

jongho's love languages are DEF acts of service <33 he just wants to take care of his partners and keep them safe <3 his lil forehead bump with yun was so cute too xD

also shoutout to 🪷 anon for helping me decide what nickname jongho would call bug xD I struggled for SO long and 'love' was mostly their idea hehe

THAT'S THEIR BABY <33 BUG IS ATEEZ'S BABY <33333

HONGJOONG <3 he was SO worried about bug and didn't want to frighten her even though he wanted to speak to her SO bad :') ALSO bug ogling joong's muscles while he brought over the mattress, so true of you babe xD

her home <33 the founder of ateez and the founder of her home <33

and joong's backstory :"(( they were clinging to each other and confronting each other the whole way through <3

woosan watching them snuggle was so cute xD they were blushing and kicking their feet fr :}

hehe I'm so so glad you enjoyed the update my dear <33 thank you again for your lovely review :D I enjoy them every single time <33 take care of yourself as well <33 kiss kiss <3

[retelling-of-ragnarok]

((Ahem))

((GWEN THE BLOG, THE COLOURS, THE WRITING MUST I SAY MORE ITS SO NICE HERE))

((Nah nah but seriously like you are the most sweetest person her AND FOR WHAT REASON??? Istg you are so nice and funny 😤😤😤🙏🏽🙏🏽 Also your story yelling and writing is just mwah 👌👌👌 I’m like so invested in Gwen’s story and past AND ALSO YOUR RECENT FIC god damn 😞 also just the organized stuff on your blog and the way it’s all placed was such a nice thing to see. And I like that Gwen is a trans character that’s so new to see but the best thing to see for me 😭))

((Anyways glad I stayed and we Stan Whin and Gwen 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽))

tell  me  why  you  followed  my  blog  and  tell  me  what  made  you  stay. 

❆ AHHHHHH ILYSM FOR THIS I STGGGGGGG. IM SOSOSOSOSO GLAD YOU FOUND MY LITTLE CORNER OF TUMBLR AND DECIDED TO STAY 😤😤 BC YOURE VV FUN AND SWEET TO TALK TO. I ADORE BOTH YOU AND SUMIRE.

okay nah but fr thank you so much— for the compliments about my actual content and just the organisation of my blog. :’) i put a lot of time into it so it means the world to know someone enjoys it. BUT ALSO?? Trans characters supremacy 🗣. Ngl I love adding tiny little aspects of myself onto my characters, so 💪😎 Trans Gwen.

ANYWAYS. STAN YOU. STAN SUMIRE. AND IMMA GIVE YOU SO MANY KITHES 🗣♥️ ❆

[missmorosis]

HIHI!! THANK YOU FOR 600 WTF

IM KINDA SORTA LATE FOR MY OWN EVENT BECAUSE I WAS STILL DOING MY 500 EVENT BUT IM SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS ONE ESP BC I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT DONE MATCHUPS IN A HOT MINUTE HEHHE

but THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 600??? LIKE UH

UH WHAT?? THATS PRACTICALLY MY SIZE OF MY ENTIRE SCHOOL GN 😭😭

DGKSDFK ITS INSANE TO ME? THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL

MWAH MWAH MWAHHH IM GIVING 600 KITHES TO ALL OF YOU HEHEH

okay OKAY NOW ONTO THE EVENT HEHLAFKS

requirements:

*now closed!!

here’s what you need to send me!!

gender/pronouns/preferred gender

a brief description of your personality, include an mbti :D

hobbies hehe

something you love about yourself, it can be physical or non-physical!! (istg if you say “nothing” i will get over there and start aggressively complimenting you SO YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF OR ELSE)

what you look for in a significant other

your top 3 favorite songs 😌

AND okay okay YOU KNOW THOSE TAG GAMES?? WHERE YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE?? please pick from here!! light or dark / love is pink or love is red / introvert or extrovert / movie nights or beach dates / slow dancing to slow songs or dancing like nobody’s watching with your s/o

+ if you’re comfortable enough, send me either a picture of yourself (separately if you don't want it public hehe) OR a description of what you look like :D

** if you’re going to send in an appearance description, include your hair/eye color, height, skin tone :D

(optional but i beg) TALK TO MEEEE

SORRY THERES SO MANY REQUIREMENTS ALDKFJKLSDL- i swear its not that much when you put it down

anons are allowed, but off-anon is preferred bc ill probably be lurking on your blog to see what type of vibe you have HSHDHD

PLEASE BE NICE!! the nicer you are, the more inclined i feel to do your request hehe

ALSO!! make sure youre following me bestie :))

im only allowing 15 spots at a time (once im done with those, maybe ill open it up again??) and its a first come, first serve basis!!

16/15 spots filled!! (ill update this accordingly!)

in return...

- i’ll ship you with someone who i think fits you!!

- ill make you a mini spotify playlist with songs that fit your vibe (LMAOO like 5-10 songs)

- draw you a stupid album cover (with you and your ship if you included your appearance!!)

- baby blurb with your ship (100-250 words hehe) ✋😩

ALSO SDFKJK here’s my spotify follow me n lets be spotify moots 💃💃

here’s an example of what to send/what i give you under the cut!!

hi can i get one of those event request things?? (LMAOO IDK WHAT TO CALL IT KSDFJK)

im straight, she/her pronouns, and preferably male hehe

okay OKAY personality description... im pretty loud?? im introverted but i act like an extrovert sometimes SJKDFKJSFD- HMM im also weirdly hyper half the time BAHAHA- isfj-t baybeee

HOBBIES!! i love writing/watercolor/playing ukulele hehe

i love how social i can be! (PLEASE GO INTO MORE DETAIL ON THIS, I JUST DONT WANNA SOUND ARROGANT HEREKJLSDFL- BUT INCLUDE MORE THAN “i love how social i can be” GN)

i look for someone dependable/someone who can take my jokes because bullying is my love language + SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO IMPORTANT JFDJ ✋😩

my top 3 favorite songs atm are hmm any song by zico 😌 i dont want to watch the world end with someone else by clinton kane, and hmm cloud 9 by beach bunny :D

light or dark / love is pink or love is red / introvert or extrovert / movie nights or beach dates / slow dancing to slow songs or dancing like nobody’s watching with your s/o

i have dark brown hair and eyes, im 5′0″ sadly, and a warm beige skin tone!

hehehe

in return... ill give you something like this!!

-> now playing!

Love with you and Kuroo sounds like pure laughter bubbling out of your lips at three in the morning. You were laying on your bed, back down, eyes upon your ceiling when your ever-so-loving boyfriend decided to flop down onto your vulnerable stomach, and you grunted.

“Tetsu- get off of me-” you said, in between laughs.

“Never.” He now leaned with all of his weight, making you shriek. You couldn’t see all of his face, but you could see the sparkle in his eye. All jokes aside, it's a state of vulnerability and you both are here for it.